John Boehner 1-202-225-6205; Eric Cantor 1-202-225-2815.
Big shout-out to Goat Boy for golfing eighteen holes and watching baseball for three hours.
Rahm the Ballerina walks around in the nude finger-poking other nude men.
Feinman is independent and asks Goat Boy what that means.
Goat Boy waited fifty-nine days then had his Coast Guard check life vests and fire extinguishers.
Maybe Red Adair and Boots 'n' Coots used tire guages on seven hundred oil well fires in the first Gulf War.
Saul Alinsky is unavailable to fuel my truck--where do I get one o' them windmills?
Meanwhile next year's economic asteroid looms larger--but, hey, the fairies are shrieking, "O the yacht!"
Goat Boy's got a pimpmobile with five-inch ballistic armor, run-flat tires, and glass so thick they have to keep the interior lights on all the time.
And it runs on. . .Robert Gibbs' magic butt.
And what really torques me is how BP CEO Hayward put a ban on gulf drilling--
Wait.