Posted on 06/23/2010 8:11:56 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Their bitches about serving are:
1. No beer.
2. Helmets that are nothing but sun shields.
3. Telling the enemy when we are going home.
4. The new rules of engagement. (their words: you have to see their butthole before you can shoot)
5. Smoking restrictions.
They keep re-upping. God bless them.
That was back in the good old days.
Our democracy? Our democracy? Ok, democrats! You know how OFFENDED you are when we call you “Democrat Senator so and so” instead of “DemocratIC Senator so and so”? That is how MANY of us feel when Democrats term our form of government as a DEMOCRACY!
Bambi is really stupid
thought I heard that too
Ask them what they think about this new medal for “courageous restraint”...
He’s a lying POS re: Mc and the ROE.
O just made a huge mistake and we’ll lose talent over it.
Expect an info dump soon.
JMHO, McChrystal didn’t want to quit for the same reason that Petraeus won’t quit, either:
They both don’t want to walk away and leave their troops swingin’ in the wind.
Just thinking about some of the “more polished” political generals that The O could send over there gives me the cold shakes.
Rush coining a new name Levin style.
Joe BiteMe is awesome.
Beer Stimulus: Can Hops and Barley Create Jobs?
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/beer-stimulus-hops-barley-create-jobs/story?id=10932224
CHICKEN MCNUGGETS - left over ground up chicken parts....YUM!!!
Did the prez mention the oath re: constitution, since he’s a stickler on the chain of command?
OT, the school foods are beneath the standards.
BTW, how does mac and cheese fit into FLOTUS’ health-nanny initiatives?
agreed...had me gafawwin out loud
Yeah, where's General Shinseki that backstabbed Bush so many times? I'm surprised Barack Hussein 0bama, all worship be upon him, hasn't recalled him to this mess.
I did bring that up. They wouldn't comment except one guy said, "That award is named appropriately".
I didn't get it.
A few days later I found that is called "the yellow medal".
Yes, even with their former coach they have to watch what they say.
I heard that it was McChrystal that encouraged the closing of the Burger Kings, Pizza Huts, etc. on military bases in Iraq & Afghanistan.
There’s two different shapes and they taste different.
The boot shaped rectangular one tastes better than the round squarish one IMHO. LOL!
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