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To: The Magical Mischief Tour

So the question I need answered is...

Do I need to go buy a new microwave, or just toss my TV dinner up on the roof and bring the dog inside?


2 posted on 07/14/2010 4:55:48 PM PDT by The Magical Mischief Tour
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If the gamma ray burst is close enough it would fry the earth.


4 posted on 07/14/2010 4:59:32 PM PDT by C19fan
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This still sounds like an awful feeble beam as light sources that are noticeable by humans go. Don’t worry about the dog and keep using your microwave.


6 posted on 07/14/2010 5:02:32 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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Do I need to go buy a new microwave, or just toss my TV dinner up on the roof and bring the dog inside?

Turn up the AC, and if you have some handy, layer your roof with 6 meters of solid lead.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

8 posted on 07/14/2010 5:13:34 PM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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If a Gamma Ray Burster is ever close enough to cook a dinner you won't really need to worry about where to eat it.
18 posted on 07/14/2010 5:29:13 PM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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Did we survive??


31 posted on 07/14/2010 7:17:49 PM PDT by Licensed-To-Carry (Hey Obama! All you have done is awaken a sleeping giant and filled us with a terrible resolve!!)
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