[Steamburg]

A problem that is centered in Austin, spun from Austin and largely wouldn’t exist without Austin. This has a simple solution and I think Texans recognize it.

[The Comedian]

A problem that is centered in Austin, spun from Austin and largely wouldn’t exist without Austin. This has a simple solution and I think Texans recognize it.

Damn straight.

In addition, if Goodhair would follow Arizona's lead, we'd be the wealthiest Republic on earth.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.