Posted on 08/10/2010 8:22:53 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hot pong
LOL
Sure hope it makes her feel real good that she's being so "fair".
Also hope she's ready to pay even more (and be more "fair", I suppose) when the remaining small businesses pack it in.
There’s thick clouds close enough to take the sun away, but the effing sun is literally melting them away.....
And I’ma melting out here, 1 hour and a half in. If the wind wasn’t up, I don’t know how bad it could be....
I am very sorry for your loss.
In other words, you people in the public sector are stealing from the rest of us.
What a scam.
Rush is opening up a FACEBOOK page so that we can view his wedding photos, does this mean that in order to view the pictures we as well must open a Facebook page?
Maybe the "optics" concern in the MSM got to them.
LOL
Rush just told the same joke as what I posted on a different thread: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2568119/posts?page=7#7
The dems are flat out marxists while the GOP is generally progressives. The good thing is we have a few candidates for the house that are rejecting both.
All they care about is Me me me me ....what do I get for free free free....how much time can I get off, how much lESS work can I get away with.....what are my benefits ....give me more more more....lets only have classes 4 days a week....and shorten the class hour....they make me sick.
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