Just eat off of polystyrene plates. Problem solved.
No No No just have the dog lick the plate clean.
If we landfill those polystyrene plates (and all paper/plastic refuse) instead of recycling we could lock up all that nasty carbon for thousands, or dare I say it, perhaps millions of years. Recycling paper / plastic = bad for the environment. I can’t take the time to write any more. I need to get Al Gore on the phone.