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Posted on 11/08/2010 1:14:23 AM PST by TASMANIANRED
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Asking God to comfort and heal Lady Jag, and to guide her nurses & doctors. God bless.
Hi Lady Jag. Hope you're feeling a little better today. Here is a list of some bumper stickers I thought you might find interesting.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder ...
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Prayers up.
My heartfelt prayers to my Lord Jesus for dear Lady Jag.
Prayers are up!
Lady Jag, Prayers sent.
Up to your old tricks again, eh?
I trust all is well...
Tom
Prayers up for your healing, strength, and freedom from pain. May Almighty God grant all you need, I ask this in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ.
Belated prayers for Lady Jag. May God bring healing and relief to you quickly.
Good morning, Lady Jag! Hope you're feeling a little better today.
Mr. Barns, a city slicker from New York, bought a pumpkin patch. He thought that he could make more money with chickens than the previous owner made with pumpkins.
So, he went to a poultry farm and bought 50 chickens.
“50 is a lot of chickens for that little pumpkin patch,” commented the farmer.
“I am used to BIG business,” Mr. Barns replied.
A week later Mr. Barns returned.
“I need another 50 chickens,” he told the farmer.
The farmer replied, “Boy, you sure are serious about this chicken farming.”
“Oh yes,” Mr. Barns replied. “I just need to iron out a few problems with these new chickens.
“Problems?” asked the farmer.
“Yeah,” said Mr. Barns, “I think I planted the first batch too close together.”
Mechanic vs Doctor
Allan, a mechanic, was removing a cylinder head from a Harley-Davidson motorbike, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his garage.
The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
Allan shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?"
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to Allan.
Allan straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one.
So how come I work for a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered in Allan's ear, "Try doing it with the engine running."
Prayers for the overturn of Roe v Wade, and prayers for women who are tempted to abort.
Please pray for my relationship with my 12 year old son. I have a feeling we’re going to be in for rocky teen years.
Whoops, did not read this right-—
Prayers being said for you, Ma’am-—hope everything turns out a-okay!
Prayers up
Prayers up from here in Idaho. Dear Father, please bless this patriotic and talented woman. Lend her Thy healing Hand, and comfort her and her loved ones through this difficult period through Thy Spirit. May her faith in Thee and Thy Son, our Savior, lift her up and may our faith and prayers in Thee and Thy Son also lift her through these difficult times until, according to Thy will, she has a complete and miraculous healing, in body, mind, heart, and soul. In Jesus name, Amen
*HUG*
Prayers lifted for you, Lady Jag.
If ya want company, I’ll hope on down there to see you sometime!
Hang in there!
prayers up
Happy Dance.
Prayers of gratitude that you are home.
Prayers starting in advance of surgery..first that it won’t be necessary.
good to see your post darlin’
and as usual a magnificent graphic!
God speed!
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