Posted on 11/17/2010 8:26:47 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Anybody with the intelligence of a pile of wet stone and REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE could “roll” any of the libs, and especially The O.
....and the media twits actually keep spouting that Smartest Man In The World meme......
Remember the serenade of Boos Rudy received for suggesting that Sarah Palin was more qualified to be President than Barack Obama?
Morons
Start screening for people who hate Bristol Palin. LMAO
The FBI? Are you serious?!!! IThat’s flippin’ crazy!
Shouldn’t matter if Cam had no knowledge.
Seems like there is about to be a reverse overwhelming of the system.
Great use of resources. The FBI is now investigating college football. Meanwhile, the worthless NCAA sits on its ineffective hands and ruins another program and another young man’s reputation.
I will freepmail you with some info about it.
Nice idea but I am long done with Twitter.... my last post there was in March
You should see all the Cam/AU haters on FR, it’s amazing how many FReepers believe guilty until proven innocent.
You scraped the ice berg, SS dims. Now start singing “Nearer Our God to Thee” as you go under...
Already looked it up and sent links to Mrs S. I can hear her head exploding now.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/17/sports/ncaafootball/17sportsbriefs-newton.html
Sink baby sink!
But Sarah is the dumb one, eh? Makes your head hurt.
I was wondering also, as Rush is talking about now, just what ethnic group is “Sergeant”? Is there some country named Sergeantica or something where Sergeantians come from?
One has to wonder what planet SJL comes from.
She’s in the same league as the guy from Georgia (Hank Johnson) who was concerned that putting too many troops on Guam would cause it to tip over.
LMAO! Horny accent!
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