[billorites]

"Hold it! Next man makes a move, the African-American gets it! "

[billorites]

Good evening, Sheriff. Sorry about the "Up yours, person of color."
I hope this apple pie will in some small way say thank you.
Of course, you'll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you.

[dfwgator]

“He said, ‘The Sheriff is near’”

[stboz]

substitution---epic fail. It don't work.

OTOH, if Slim Pickens had said it, there would be people who died from laughing too hard.