[Logic n' Reason]

I am absolutely sure that the "vitriolic, vituprative" rhetoric from the right wing nut jobs coupled with the prevalence of handguns in our society caused this volcanic eruption.

FOX News should be banned, increase funding for The Endowment for the Arts by 3,000%, re-establish the fairness doctrine, and Rush Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck and Coulter banned forever from the airwaves.

In this way...we'll put an end to that nasty old lava and further eruptions.

And if all this doesn't work....we'll just blame it on Bush!

[Lazamataz]

You must double as the Sheriff of Pima County.