“If we had some ham we could have ham and eggs...if we had some eggs.”
Neighbor kid drove down to the house 6-7 years back ( his parents had recently split up, and he and his dad were staying at the farm). He said “ Dad and I are having cheeseburgers, but we don’t have any cheese”.
I didn’t have the lack of heart at the time to tell him it sounded to me like they were having hamburgers, but we’ve all had a good laugh since.
I have chickens, that lay eggs. Deer, lots and lots of deer, wild turkeys by the hundreds. Yea, I am a country boy.