Posted on 02/23/2011 8:21:00 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
LOL. snerdly is going to be in trouble.
Every. Single. Day.
Why, Snerdley? Why?
sorry about the double post.
sp6 — opinions, opinions, opinions, opinions, opinions
I have my own opinions
I am a good speller, but a lousy typist
Koch Brothers were on 20% of the Wisconsin protest signs. They are wealthy and conservative and donate politically. Newest Libtard demonization.
crap........I just ordered some opion seeds too
hey there
Been away from the TV and the puter. How did Ballerina Fishface do?
A solid win.
HA HA
The guy moaning about Rush’s treatment of Moochell?
too bad we wasted “Her Thighness” on Hillary with the thighs on this woman!
buffalo for the buffalo! LOL
Thanks!
Wow, I was disappointed. I expected something instructional, based on the URL.
;)
Control the food, control the people. Their “Obama Foodorama” blog is trumping Rahm Emmanuel’s food initiatives for Chicago. Its just odd.
http://obamafoodorama.blogspot.com/
EEEVIL! How’s life?
“If you’re going to tell everyone to eat Twigs, and Berries and gravels, etc...you better look like an Ethiopian.” LMAO
Hey Rush, it’s kinda like Charles Barkley criticizing LeBron James for “not being able to win a championship” on his own, isn’t it?
(Couldn’t resist.)
AWESOME HERE!!!
excited about 2012 election...
my choice for 2012 has already been made...
;-)
how are you?
way different....Hillary is short legged with dinasaur thighs...........just a massive middle competin for space
..Mooselimbs has long legs with dinasaur thighs..... just a massive middle competin for space.
see very different
btw— just seeing your screen name brings me joy— and love in my heart— You are an AWESOME man— what an honor to have met you in person..
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