Posted on 02/23/2011 8:21:00 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
ROFL!!!
I have gained a few pounds in the last 2 years....
btw—
posted this— thought ya’ll might be interested....
if ya read it and have any questions— I am willing to answer them as best I can without betraying confidence...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2678723/posts
The momma bear in me wants to go toe to toe with him. Ha!
It goes beyond just how Moochell looks, though. If we can’t make the simpliest decisions like what we want to eat, what decisions are we fit to make??
Clint knew.............he has pics
Koch Brother’s? lol. Not only can they not spell, they can’t use apostrophes either?
The kids in Wisconsin are far better off without these morons teaching them.
New American, Michelle Obama’s Federal Fat Farm AND Michelle Malkin - How Obamacare educrats will use school lunch enrollees to expand govt health empire. http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/2010/09/15/michelle-obamas-nanny-state-food-police-dreams-and-photo-of-the-day-of-first-ladies-butts/
I hope whatever happens will be the best for you girlfriend.
Y’know— its hard to find a XX training bra.
I’m so jealous! What did you fear about Sarah Palin might I ask?
I’m pretty sure these signs aren’t made by teachers but the SEIU, AFL/CIO etc and the 0bama admins. But the teachers get the blame, I say GOOD!
Thank you. It shall be what it will be. I tend to see the worst possible scenario, so over reaction may be possible.
Losing my job would free me up to finish the rennovations on our home....though we would have considerably less funds to do it with. lol. (And we just found out the original builder of our home used PVC where copper pipes should have been used; no insulation around the pipes AND they didn’t put the pipes below the frost line - which should have been revealed on an inspection, I would have thought. At least we now know why we always have water issues.)
I’ve lost quite a few. In 2008, I had a 50” waist and weighed around 300#.
Now, I have a 40” waist and 200# is not far off.
I’ve lost so much that I can fit myself and someone else in my old pants!
Hello.
We have a President who sends his wife out to promote and launch new Federal programs and she should be off limits? No she is fair game now.
Has anyone else been hearing a commercial on their local radio station for a video entitled “The End of America”?
It instructs people to go to a website where you can watch a ‘free’ video about the dire prophecies of someone who is predicting the collapse of the U.S.
It just ran again on my local “Rush” station.
I hear that one all the time.
I’ve heard that when listening to Boston’s Rush Radio online. It reminds me of the “God Said, Man Said” commercials.
I was commenting about that caller on Rush.
Well, if they carried them and didn’t bother to correct them, then they should be blamed.
I’ve not heard “The End of America” but have heard the “God Said, Man Said” commercials too.
Paid no attention there either.
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