Posted on 02/23/2011 8:21:00 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Yo.
Hi!
Hi, buttercup.
Hello, snickerdoodle.
Do you have any llort spray left?
Clint took my last can.
Then don’t listen. It matters not to me what you do with your time.
I’m not wasting another second on Trump. Whether he runs or not is completely irrelevent to me, as I said yesterday.
Glad you made a rare appearance on the thread just to let us know.
Oh, you’ll get a laugh out of this one. My office mate asked me this morning if Rahm Emmanuel was black.
Of course I told her ‘no.’ Then she asked if I was sure he wasn’t part black. I don’t know where she got that idea, not that it matters. But she thinks she’s well informed on politics.
Too funny.
Good afternoon! Hopefully it goes by quickly, but I’m doubting it. Big boss will be in this afternoon. Sort of expecting my dismissal.
Don’t say that. Prayers.
For real? Are there layoffs going on?
Thanks. :) It’ll be okay either way.
Did ya hear Rush’s Mitch Daniels slam? LOL.
Yes, my friend will not be happen.
Hey all!
Twigs & Berries! LOL!
Thanks. I just don’t subscribe to the notion that I not be friends with someone because they say something or do something I don’t agree with. Heck, I’d be alone and friend-less. Obviously, it depends on the severity and morality of it but for opinions, not so much.
Here is a quick list of Rahm donors:
Shahid Khan : Pakistani from Champaign, Il new owner of St. Louis Rams -— $100,000.00 (WTF!)
Blue Media LLC — $100,000.00(huh?)
James Clark(Palm Beach,FL) $100,000
Donald Edwards(Chicago) $100,000
Fred Eychaner(Chicago, News Web CEO) $100,000 Hmmmmm?
David Geffen, record and film producer: $100,000
Donald Trump : $50,000
Steven Spielberg: $75,000
Time to drill!
had no clue what a snickerdoodle was til the 4 yr old grandson came into the room w/ a box of em....
...damn good cookies
State is cutting funding and they’re looking to get rid of those of us who’ve been a while to hire in younger, cheaper people.
Plus, for some reason the head of my dept. is not happy with me. She’s questioned my time sheets - which the book keeper backed me up on; and other things. She can’t seem to find anything, which angers her more. Very frustrating, because I’m doing my caseload and two other people’s! But such is life.
Rush can’t win for losing.
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