Posted on 03/28/2011 8:25:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
No, but he made a comment about the DITTOCAM today showing only his oral cavity...... Since I am not a RUSH24 member, I have no idea....just a thought knowing Rush all these years and his knack for inferences w/o hard statements.
She thought it was funny too. I cannot consume enough alcohol to make that OK. :)
Where were the protestors chanting: No blood for oil.
David Brooks went on Bill Maher’s show Friday.
He lost what little credibility he ever had left.
And
GO BIG BLUE!
They are in a basement playing world of war craft.
Idol pong.
Might not have been all he lost...
redards=regards.... dang Quayle dictionary....
Haha.
No pain no gain...or something like that.
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Hi, i will pass.
Idol judges used their “save” for ManBearPig with 11 left.
Does that mean 11 goes on tour? Because this week they must eliminate 2 right? Then how do they choose the top ten?
11 will go on tour yes. Manbearpig could lose this week and still go on tour.
I posted right after we won: This is the best tournament ever. 1. UK is going to the final Four. 2. Kansas, Dook, and UNC are not. 3. Obummer’s bracket is Busted!!! lol.
Honestly, I’m okay with a loss to UConn. Beating UNC was like winning the championship as far as I’m concerned.
It wouldn’t surprise me if Brooks came out as a Sodomite.
Hahaha. I hate that stupid game.
DWTS pong
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