The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, March 28, 2011

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[PogySailor]

Everyone of these Dems should have their words crammed down their throat.

[Son House]

Sure glad I caught this part of the show

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Wow. Bet he regrets dating her.

[Biggirl]

Thank-you!

:)=^..^=

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Third time's a charm...maybe:

[Clint N. Suhks]

No, that’s what ABC reported.

[Eagle of Liberty]

HAHA, Mike Huckabee 2012? He May Not Run, But He Tops Almost Every Poll

Heard a funny comedian over the weekend discussing this....

If Huck wins, we would have a President Huckabee!!! Now this is the shallowest of all shallow arguments, but the phrase "President Huckabee" just doesn't seem that Presidential now does it.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Hi.

[ChicagoConservative27]

That is bad.

[AliVeritas]

Are the ATF making deliveries to AQ in Libya?

I know Grassley and Issa better get subpeonas out.

If Muammar reformed, why are we there?; If he’s such a threat, why say leave him there?

He puffed out his boneless chicken chest to stir it’s up, instead of minding his business, see Iran and Africa.

They’ve been killing Christians, burning churches and exiling them since this ummah movement began. Nothing from them ‘ christian’.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Great. This again.

And Kindergarten teachers? Really?

[ChicagoConservative27]

Wheels on the bus go around and around..

[NoLibZone]

WOW!

Rush is a Birther!

Thank you Donal Trump!

[who knows what evil?]

Getting tough to listen to Rush in New Hampshire...now Planned Parenthood is running ads attacking 'extremist Republicans' for trying to defund PP. The dialogue is between two 'Republican' women who are upset that they voted for Republicans who would provide jobs; not 'those Republicans' who want to impose their 'extreme social agenda' on NH. The ad claims that 'Planned Parenthood' does more to reduce abortion than anyone. RINO's on the rampage...

Barf-inducing material...

[workerbee]

The Donald may make me like him, yet.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

[AliVeritas]

Tell Trump to look for the other documents.

His father wasn’t a citizen, done. Remember McCain?
He really helped O on that legislation.

[Fawn]

Who is Barry bonds? Is this another Obama alias?

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I suppose in the long run, it’s true that Planned Parenthood does more to reduce abortion than anyone because eventually there won’t be anyone left to abort.

[upsdriver]

Trump makes a good private citizen in the public square. However, when it comes to conservatism, he would be a horrible president.