Posted on 03/28/2011 8:25:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Amen...and the BC leads to the college transcripts (does that make the new perjorative ‘Transcripters?’)...and The Donal is starting to slip that next step into his rants.
Me thinks he really has ‘something.’
It’s the guitar.
Shallow, single issue, thumpers...
Bingo.
Well, shucks, Steve Martin plays one heck of a banjo, why not him. At least we'll get a good "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" out ot the deal!!!
Listened to Quinn & Rose this morning. I think Quinn nailed it about Obummer bombing Libya as to then hand over command of US forces to NATO under the guise of ‘protection’ of the rebels (MB, Hamas, AQ ran) as to put Israel in a serious pickle. Egypt was the first step.
I sent them both an email this am. Rose led with the ‘reporter locked in the closet’ story...but even Rush missed the irony of the ‘closet.’ The gazillionaire homeowner (name escapes me right now) had stuff in their marked ‘for consignment.’ Huh? Looking at the pile of stuff there it looked like about $20 bucks worth of stuff. Is that how one becomes so rich? Wring every nickle out of everything? Why not donate those (nice) baskets to Goodwill or a Salvation Army Thrift Store? I guees it shows the mindset of the limosine liberal players.
He spends too much time on commenting on momentous things like the reporter held in the broom closet.
He just now reported on Obama's giving millions to Brazil for oil drilling while putting the clamps on our own drilling. He's more than a little put out today that the Washington Post is getting credit for reporting on it while he's been reporting on it for years. Fair enough.
But the rest of the Brazil story Rush left untouched....and it's a vital part of the story.
The Brazilian president, Dilma Rousseff, is a hardened communist. She's a former revolutionary, a member of Brazilian Marxist guerrilla unit. She was eventually captured and jailed.
The significance of Obama's giving millions of our tax dollars to this communist-led country, to this communist president and to Brazil's oil industry (of which George Soros is the biggest investor) is just as important as the stale news Rush just delivered in a slight pique. I doubt few people know who's at the helm of Brazil at the present time.
If you're reading this, Rush, please tell the "rest of the story" on Brazil and who ARE the enemies of our Republic receiving Obama's largesse and support.
Leni
agree...if Hitlery is gonna be POTUS (or have the chance in 2012) BO has to be taken out now.....Cankles is getting too old to be POTUS quickly as her quickening fatigue is showing as SoS and its load. Lord help us.
Third party players? wtf?
A fine mess Obummer has got us into now.
Damn is David Brooks an idiot.
A statement to confuse the semi-intelligent sheeple?
Obama:
0-4 in his brackets,
0-4 in good years for this country (by 2012)
Grrrr...excuse typos...FReeping from my phone.
I think he confused himself.
That's a given. What did he say this time?
He said somebody told him Rush Limbaugh could not deliver a pizza cause McLoon won the primary in 2008.
Among other things, that Rush Limbaugh couldn’t deliver a pizza.
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