Yes Mr. President, I Do Want Alligators in My Moat

American Thinker ^ | 05/13/2011 | Lauri Regan

[SeekAndFind]

In yet another one of Obama's highly touted campaign speeches (are there any other type?), the President once again chose to use derisive rhetoric to whip up the masses against those horrible Republicans. Obama attempted to put the GOP on the defensive by suggesting that Republicans not only want the country surrounded by a moat to prevent evil immigrants from entering, but that in order to ensure success, they would fill the moat with alligators.

[allmost]

Don’t like reptiles in general. Boiling oil ?

[stars & stripes forever]

Actually rattle snakes and scorpions would suffice.

[Monterrosa-24]

We don’t want alligators in a border moat because crocodiles would be much more aggressive and serve our purposes better.

[leapfrog0202]

Count me in as an alligator or crocodile filled moat person!

[BigSkyFreeper]

Alligators in a moat is a hell of a lot better than what we have there now which is absolutely nothing.

[mongo141]

Along with razor wire, antipersonnel mine fields, roving dog teams, snipers, electric fences ( the 5000v kind) search light towers, etc.etc.

[pnh102]

I really do not like the idea of putting any reptile’s life in danger to protect our borders. We should use land mines instead.

[Leo Carpathian]

One problem with aligators,
illegals would catch them and make shoes, bags, belts
get the economy going!

[CPOSharky]

Like Rush said, libtards don’t get sarcasm.

[Libloather]

...he also pays up to $100,000 to an outside public relations firm that he apparently uses for teleprompter lessons, "speech preparation training," "speech writing services," and "speech coaching services."

Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper just to announce that the rookie Hussein really sucks at it?

[allmost]

North American crocs are tiny.

[Trick or Treat]

Sharks with laser beams.

[paul51]

once the moat is filled with crocs, throw zero and his czars in it

[US Navy Vet]

I want Klaymore(sp?) mines and .50 cal Machine Guns every 5 ft on the s. border.

[leapfrog0202]

North American crocs are tiny.
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Well I’m for whatever works - maybe we can go to Africa or the Amazon for something that would work better!

I would love a moat filled with electric cables or something so that there was no way across.

I cannot get over the fact that even with all the people that he pays to ‘help him speak’, dumb0 still acts like an ass practically daily.

[Iron Munro]

O'Bozo finally stumbled on a workable solution.

Maybe there is some truth in the old adage -

[BMC1]

Obama doesn't want to secure the border and does not care how many drug runners and terrorists enter this country.

Obama is destroying our economy and creating chaos around the world. He is evil and sides with radical Islamists.

[bert]

The moatie alligators are to be kept in with a double cordon of electrified razor wire on the Mexican side.

One more thing. I prefer crocs to alligators. Alligators can be passive and merely hiss at an intruder.

[reg45]

... and great white sharks and piranhas.