"Is it my turn? Okay, I'm going to attack your nuclear power plant with ... ummm ... I'm going to play my earthquake card, and I roll a ... one. Damn. Okay, I'm exercising the tsunami option which comes with the earthquake card, and I'm rolling again. It's a ... four. What does that mean? Oh, I've a meltdown going on? Cool. Let's roll again and see if that destroys the country. And it's a ... one. Drat. Okay, on my next turn I'll use my typhoon card. And if I have to, I'll go for the asteroid impact on the turn after that."
Shhh!