What? Are you saying all of that isn’t true? ;)
I don’t know anyone like that, but I’ve heard of them. Don’t they also go to Startrek conventions?
Just for the record, Elvis is sleeping in the sun on the back porch right now. (Yeah, I named my cat “Elvis.”)
My friend is a Brit. Like most Brits I know, his cynicism is palpable. Very different from our American guile. Cynicism and conspiracy theories go hand in hand.