But frankly I tell everyone....you don't want to move here. The wild hogs are everywhere...
The chiggers are like the size of small frogs, the ticks are the size of mice.
The weather is horrible....colder than a whores heart in the winter...and hotter than the Sahara during the summer.
Nothing grows in the red dirt! Twisters and earthquakes every time you turn around....
DON'T MOVE HERE!!!
LOL! Come on, couldn’t we be “repatriated”? Don’t you need more Republican voters?
The Scout camps at Zink Ranch over west of Tulsa got peacocks to eat the ticks. Of course, they still had tarantulas as big as my hand and numerous as army ants.
We were out there once and the Cub Scouts found a tarantula. Before the adults realized it, my then 2-year-old (Sally, an Oklahoma native) had picked it up and was petting it. “Nice spider! My nice fluffy spider buggie!” She made friends with a scorpion on another camping trip there.