[gaijin]

The one part that really makes me doubt this guy’s story is his choice of moustache —looks exactly like Hitler’s.

Were he the genuine article, wouldn’t he have NO ‘stache, or ANY shape that didn’t resemle AH...?

Does not make sense unless he’s ENCOURAGING people to think of him as the son of The Dark One.

[Charles Martel]

I remember one day when my dad's hand slipped while trimming his moustache. He tried to trim the other end to match, but that didn't look right, so he see-sawed back and forth until he gave up and turned it into a paintbrush 'stache... for about a half-hour.

Maybe this fellow has a strange affinity for that particular grooming option and this is the only way he can think of to justify it.