[patton]

So you speak aramaic, and have read it in the original? Because I have got to tell you, the various tranlations are not equal. Which do you use?

[presently no screen name]

The HOLY SPIRIT is the Teacher. Drop the translation ‘excuse’. It might work on someone you want to deceive but it doesn’t work on me.

[ExGeeEye]

popcorn self-ping

[Kenny Bunk]

The Bible, as any heathen fool can see, was written in plain English as spoke by the Baby Jesus. Appalachian English. Plain as day so's every man who could read could read it for hisself and not need some authority Pope-guy bishop to tell him what's in it. Of course, if anybody got a Bible question, it is my job to answer it correctly as inspired by the Holy Ghost.

Now if you will be so kind as to excuse me, I got some snakes to feed and to mix a fresh batch of poison for Sunday services, to which you are welcome with any Bible question.