[the invisib1e hand]

no matter how snowy or icy it got, Barack would head out into the cold -- shovel in hand -- to dig my car out before I went to work.

Of course he did. Right after she said something like this: Barack, you get the hell out there and dig out my car now so that I can get my ass to work and support us.

[nascarnation]

Drive her car?

Destroying the environment?

Not taking public transportation?

OMG

(I’m shocked, shocked I tell ya)