OH..so you noticed? I wanna know who writes this XXXX. Can’t believe ANYthing no more.
Someone should show that picture from Syria to Sheila Jackson Lee and tell her it is a photo of our astronauts on Mars.
Dear Dr. Desperately-in-need-of-funding,
I am a currently out of work writer. My local paper laid me off, but I am available for freelance work. I believe with the right headline and a breathtaking story we can get your funding. Please contact me immediately for a fee schedule.
Sincerely,
Liberal Media Writer