October Surprise, October 26. Gloria Alred has uncovered sealed divorce records of Mitt Romney’s previous marriages. All seven wives, not identified because of age and sexual orientation, filed for divorce simultaneously citing grounds of inability to “satisfy” his libido. One even said he “seemed to be at war with all women. It was like he got us from a binder.” Attempts to contact the wives were unsuccessful. They were last seen ascending a mountain in Utah on a night of a lunar eclipse. The Obama administration denied any knowledge of Alred’s assertion, but said the report was “troubling.” President Obama, when asked said “Uh.”
Ah ha, and any guy could have told them they were FLAT and not in the running eh!