[Bernard Marx]

I really think our elected officials should do something to stop these devastating earthquakes.

Absolutely! Any government that can end evolution with laws like the Endangered Species Act -- which stops "survival of the fittest" in its tracks -- should easily be able to stop earthquakes, hurricanes, flooding and other natural disasters.

[Old Sarge]

Any government that can end evolution with laws like the Endangered Species Act -- which stops "survival of the fittest" in its tracks -- should easily be able to stop earthquakes, hurricanes, flooding and other natural disasters.

Ah, if you talk to the tinfoil-hat people, they'll tell you all about how Evil Darth Cheney wields the HAARP array to do just that...