Now they have to figure out how to connect human beings to the heat of the Earths mantle.
I can hear them now, Overpopulation by man and his global distribution has catastrophically altered the plate weight and balance of the Earth!!!! We must immediately commence a accelerated program of euthanasia and cremation so as to re balance the Earth, volunteers are required and I suggest all environmentalists and liberals immediately report to the staging areas.
Guam already tipped over due to overpopulation! Remember?
It may be too late. Overcrowding has already overturned Guam and some islands in the Pacific, according to Rep. Hank Johnson.