Believe me, it’s satire and very clumsy satire at that. Go to the source and read the piece about Seniors Gone Wild.
Not even “clumsy satire”. Satire is the use of wit to criticize behavior: the use of wit, especially irony, sarcasm, and ridicule, to criticize faults. “Wit” is not employed by this site. These are just outright lies. Should be banned here like the Onion is banned.