A dog that good you eat slowly.
Oh, of course, but I’m not sure it would stay “good” very long without refrigeration...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :)
i think the rule is:
red wine with shepherds, white wine with collies.
Now that I’ve had time to think about it, the whole thing is coming together.
It’s actually his girlfriend’s dog. He just moved in a few months ago and had been eying that delicious thing for weeks. One day, while his housemate was out, he saw his chance and decided to take his yummy friend out on a little hike. There was no bear, there were no rations — he concocted all of that so he could spend a few days feasting in succulent puppy heaven.
His plan backfired when he got lost after taking a very wrong turn. Unfortunately for him, no domestic dogs happened along during his plight and he really was in quite bad shape when he was finally found.
The lesson in all this is that no matter how appetizing Rover might look on a given day, few people have been done serious harm by showing proper restraint in matters of the stomach.