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1 posted on 01/25/2014 2:08:46 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
This is gonna mess up Bill Cosby's Noah routine:

He'llhave to change from:

"Right ... what's a cubit?"

To:

"You're asking me if I know what Pi is, Lord? Of course I do - Pi 'R' round ..."

2 posted on 01/25/2014 2:22:38 AM PST by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Who knows what the shape of the ark was. God saved only 8 people. I wonder how many people were killed off. I have heard some people estimate as many as 150 million. Who knows for sure, but I think it was a large number. No one should ever say that God does not get a little hot under the collar once in a while. He does.


3 posted on 01/25/2014 2:23:12 AM PST by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Veteran, 70-71 Msgt USAF, ret)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Old bar bet:

How many animals of each kind did Noah take on the ark with him?

A) 0
B) 2
C) 7
D) 14
E) All the above


6 posted on 01/25/2014 4:07:05 AM PST by Boojum
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Amazing that err they don’t realize who Moses is. Moses educated in the court of Pharaoh had access to much better documents. It is possible that there were people around who knew Shum Japheth and Ham who educated Moses.


7 posted on 01/25/2014 4:09:38 AM PST by the_daug
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Makes sense to me.

The Ark wasn’t built to navigate anything, just float. A round vessel would float very well. With no bow & stern, I would think the rocking motion would be minimized.


10 posted on 01/25/2014 4:24:32 AM PST by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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They might have used a replica of God’s haircut bowl....


11 posted on 01/25/2014 4:51:34 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

What does the Biblical text say?


15 posted on 01/25/2014 5:15:10 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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"Back to work boys. Break time is over. Oh, and Irving Finkel has a small re-design
he wants to discuss so we may be a little late getting off work tonight."

17 posted on 01/25/2014 6:31:10 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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"But forget all those images of a long vessel with a pointy bow - the original Noah's Ark, new research suggests, was round. "

Hmm, who to believe---the British Museum or the Bible?

Yeah, I think I have the answer.

21 posted on 01/25/2014 7:22:30 AM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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How would a 450 foot long vessel of any shape stay together without any nails or metal fasteners in raging flood waters?


24 posted on 01/25/2014 11:33:05 AM PST by gandalftb (Go OK State Cowboys!!)
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These idiots need to just go up and look at the Ark, it is definitely not round!


33 posted on 01/25/2014 3:49:51 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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