[USS Alaska]

After an excursion with bourbon many moons ago, I finally found my front porch and Mrs. Alaska was there with my bedroom kept, sawed-off 12 gauge loaded with 00 buckshot, and both hammers back.

The last thing I'd give my wife is a gun, but it really doesn't matter, because I lost a dozen or more of my guns during the great canoe sinking of '09.

But, if there are any more around, she would know where they are.

[xzins]

Mrs. Alaska sounds like a self-sufficient woman. LOL.