Does anyone else notice that, nowadays, in spite of early voting, liberalized mail ballot rules,electronic voting and counting, that close elections take longer and longer for all of the votes to be counted?
Why is this? I’ve heard of a few close elections around the country, in which news reports indicate tens of thousandsnof votes haven’t even been touched yet, days after election day. Wait the heck is going on?
Dilbert, Dilbert, din't yo' mamma tell you don't counts them votes 'til you needs'em?
"Well lookie here! A whole box'o'votes from the Numnootski Arctic Village ... guess what, none of 'em is for YOU!"
They have to go around checking all the neighborhood tool sheds for "misplaced" mail bags full of thousands of Democratic absentee ballots.