I always make it a point to sort of grimace if someone cuts one in an elevator.
You know, that ‘wry’ kind of smile.
When ‘accused’ I claim - “Weren’t me, had I laid that gem, I would be taking full credit.
Of course, while exiting sort of throw over your shoulder...”Someone better check their skivvies”......
When you do that, turn to the person next to you and say out loud, “Look at me, they’ll think I did it”.
Or, how about:
“YES! I DID IT!!! And you know why??? You know how bad that smells? If I had kept it in, can you imagine what that would have done to my insides?!?!?!”
You have to say this with the right kind of grimace on your face...
CA....