If Jesus Were Still Schlepping This Pebble He’d Probably Mock Islam

Townhall.com ^ | January 11, 2015 | Doug Giles

[muir_redwoods]

A drunken, murderous pedophile concocts the most laughable religion until the creation of scientology and his first rule is no pictures, no jokes, no questions and no take-backs.

Got it.

[glock rocks]

Amen.

[yldstrk]

“The person who is truly good and godly will also sport a well-tuned BS-detector and the courage to let it rip in the face of such inequities and absurdities; just like Christ did.”

Amen I say.

[PLD]

[Tax-chick]

Doug, if you’re going to use non-English terms, use them correctly. “To schlepp” means “to haul or carry, especially a heavy burden.”

[rockrr]

Ah, the beginnings of the first knock-knock joke?

[ropin71]

Good read

[null and void]

the most laughable religion until the creation of scientology

HCOB 5 Feb. 77 Jokers and Degraders C/S Series 100

[Ransomed]

What did MAD magazine ever do to anyone to deserve to be put in the same story as this Charlie Hebdo thing? I mean come on. If there is anything like this Charlie crap in the US it isn’t well known. So everyone picks MAD magazine for comparison?

Freegards

[MeshugeMikey]

[derSchurfer]

Schlepp has more than one meaning, for example, when fields of grain were often harvested by hand the farmers would “schlepp the fields” by dragging a very wide wooden rake across to gather the residue missed in the initial harvest. This was often done by two, or more people. Other meanings include a manner of walking ie. low energy, clumsy, dragging one’s feet, etc.

[Ransomed]

Wow. I guess MAD themselves are into it. So OK. I guess I just didn’t think the subject matter was at all like MAD beyond using cartoons.

FReegards

[MeshugeMikey]

hebdoe has certainly not been MAD magazine like!

Id consider Mad Magazine family friendly. Hebdoe? nope

[TalBlack]

“The person who is truly good and godly will also sport a well-tuned BS-detector ...’

I was born in 1958 and my BS detector started pinging in about 1968. It has never stopped.

[elcid1970]

“Oy, he’s such a schlepp!”

[onedoug]

“Je suis Charlie!”

Also heard at Dien Bien Phu.

[yldstrk]

I am with you, born in 1956

[yldstrk]

You forgot no musical instruments.

[yldstrk]

love it, thank you, Meshuga (in high school we said meshugana) you are the best