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Kerry responds:

“I can’t blame the ayatollah, because I don’t think they ever agreed to it,” McCain said. “And I think John Kerry tried to come back and sell a bill of goods, hoping maybe that the Iranians wouldn’t say much about it.”

Partisan. Partisan. Very very partisan.

Kerry insisted on Sunday that he stands by his analysis of the deal.

My brain is so far up my arse that when I fart it’s fresh air to me and it continues to swim upstream, sort of like an innocent salmon that Sara Palin’s husband murdered.

“I think President Obama spoke very, very powerfully to Senator McCain yesterday, and I’ll let the president’s words stand. I also stand by every fact that I have laid out,” Kerry said. “It’s an unusual affirmation of our facts that come from Russia, but Russia has said that what we’ve set out is reliable and accurate. And I will let the final agreement speak for itself.”

Dear Winston: Even I am having trouble deciphering what I just said. If you can make heads or tails of it and translate it into plain newspeak, you have earned a pay raise (not that you’ll get one).

S: Deputy Big Brother John Kerry