Perhaps Governor Brown should pass a law forbidding earthquakes.
They’re caused by global warming, don’tcha know....
That would only make the underground troglodytes even angrier.
No, that’s a job for Obama. And if the earth’s tectonic plates don’t obey, then they are racist.
Only $15/gallon gasoline will save California.
And all the electric utilities should raise their rates by 200%!
Only by massive cut backs in energy use and production will California be saved from earthquakes and Florida and the East Coast be saved from hurricanes. We're doomed if Global Warming/Climate Change isn't stopped. There ought to be a law against summer time and deserts!
“Perhaps Governor Brown should pass a law forbidding earthquakes”
The State Senate is taking it tomorrow. It should pass with 75% of the vote.