[Oldeconomybuyer]

[Secret Agent Man]

1000 words.

[bluerose]

We already have them, in the White House.

[artichokegrower]

Climate change could send venomous snakes slithering north

Shouldn’t describe illegal aliens in those terms

[To Hell With Poverty]

Ha ha, no way, solar-driven global cooling is going to drive them all into MEXICO, ha ha ha!

[Blood of Tyrants]

Just another story designed to scare people into giving up their hard-earned money. I read one story that said because of an increase in CO2, poison ivy would grow faster. No mention in the article that food plants would grow quicker as well.

[ColdOne]

Just as long as they keep them off the planes! LOL never could get myself to watch that one.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Climate change could see a new risk slithering into Canada: snakes.

Well, a lot of liberals did say they planned to move to Canada if Trump is elected.

[Kenton]

Ten years ago I built a boat dock in my back yard so that when global warming finally got here and all the glaciers melted, I'd have waterfront property.

I think you eggheads have been lying to us about this "climate change" crap..

[umgud]

Damn, he looks just like a snake.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

“Biodiversity”

What in the hell is that?

[Gulf War One]

Just ask Europe.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

We were warned about the Snow Snakes fifty years ago when sent in the military to Canada and Alaska!

They didn’t know I already knew what a Snow Snake was.

[SuperLuminal]

Whoops! For a minute I was thinking "political" climate change (Cruz & Trump) and all the commie-scum poisonous snakes who have vowed to move to Canada if T or C is elected...

Would be the 3rd mass migration of poisonous snakes to Canada.

[RightLady]

Not to worry—Trump is going to build a wall. They can put something around it to kill them little bastards. Trump will design it. Mexico will pay for it.

[SandRat]

Unwanted Snakea. That’s what a .410 shotguns is for. To clear a snake out of your way.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I think spiders are scarier. They should have picked spiders.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

For this study, researchers looked at different scenarios for each of the snake species - one in which the world cut down its dependency on carbon fuels and the other in which it didn't and it continued to warm.

In other words, Scenario # 1 is the country turns to Socialism and heavy government control of business. Scenario # 2 is WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IF YOU DON'T DO SCENARIO # 1!!!!!!!!

[The_Republic_Of_Maine]

As long as they don’t stop in Maine on their way north.

[Grampa Dave]

We have been reading about those promising to leave the US if Trump becomes president.

So, Slithering North would be a good description of those venomous snakes as they slither north.

[Arm_Bears]

Is there anything bad these days that can’t be related to “climate change?”