[Farmer Dean]

“Gentlemen,our greatest fears are realized.We are under attack by superior consciousness.”
“The eggs,Sir?
“The eggs are only the beginning.”
(Really obscure Firesign Theater Skit)

[RoosterRedux]

I only vaguely remember Fireside Theater...and even then the memory is fleeting.;-)

But they were really funny.

[Chode]

Tweeny, tell 'em about the breakfast special

[BradyLS]

“Er, general?”
“Yes, lieutenant?”
“Pass the syrup, please, sir?”
“Good thinking, lieutenant. …But syrup won’t stop them.”
*Throats clearing…*
“Ha, ha! Dear? Are they in my eggs?”
“My dear, they’re in _all_ our eggs…”
*dishware clatters. Wife sobs…*

You’re right: that’s a good one!