He obviously considers himself a pilgrim....
But he's actually the turkey.
The absurdity of any leftist who embraces abuses and powers far in excess of anything the Crown ever dreamed of to imagine themselves among the party of the Patriots!
Folks with a tolerance for Arbitrary government, who could live with the large number (relatively speaking) of officials the Crown had dispatched were the Loyalists.
If the colonists had been as far to the left as the so-called “progressives” of our time King George may have he found reason to protest THEM as they demanded taxation and spending far in excess of this wildest dreams!