Back in the 70s a couple of co-workers and I were BSing. One of them, Bob, a Chinese immigrant, started to say something and was cut-off by another guy who jokingly commented, “Nobody wants to hear from you minorities.”
Bob replied, “Minority?! MINORITY?!...Eight hundred and fifty million people....YOU the minority, round-eye!”
Cracked everyone up!
Couple of years later I was priveleged to stand up for him as he got his citizenship.