[skimbell]

And that’s why moms the world over tell you to ALWAYS cross the street at the corner.

[certrtwngnut]

Mom also told me to wear clean underwear in case of an accident. Do you think this guy was wearing clean underwear?

[savedbygrace]

And that’s why moms the world over tell you to ALWAYS cross the street at the corner.

And he probably wasn't wearing clean underwear.