Posted on 01/21/2018 5:25:54 AM PST by Sub-Driver
Paging Bruce Willis.
Does this “report” constitute sufficient evidence for the issuance of mental involuntary commitment warrants against everyone who works at CNN?
Other than poop our collective drawers, there’s absolutely nothing that mankind can currently do to defend ourselves from an asteroid impact, as if this is a monumental concern arising from the #SchumerShutdown.
It’s equally important to note that apparently the rest of the world has agreed with American Democrats to suspend their efforts to detect inbound asteroids until such time as the #SchumerShutdown has ended.
These liberal propagandists are stark raving lunatics.
Put all of the Congressional Dims on the next rocket headed out and let them track the frikkin’ asteroid in person.
Let the Cowboy Hat Lady push the launch button.
Or, they could report as breaking news that Vladimir Putin—at the request of President Trump-—had just ordered his military to divert it to CNN headquarters.
...minorities, women, and child hurt worse... /s
That was plan one.
When this problem will be resolved by giving the dimbulbcrats what they want, the asteroid will then be chalked up to climate change.
If that doesn’t work it’s because Trump.
If an asteroid was indeed on a trajectory to collide with the earth
how would more or less government spending change that?
We know you aren't really Rocket Scientists so take all the time you need to explain your theory.
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The stupid is strong at CNN.
It’s been a long time since anything reasonable or rational came from CNN. They’re licking the walls; stark, raving, incoherent, babbling insanity.
CNN to Major Tom!
CNN to Major Tom!
Turn your heat shields up and put your helmet on.
CNN to Major Tom!
CNN to Major Tom! (10, 9, 8, 7, 6...)
Asteroid approaching, start ignition sequence now. (5, 4, 3...)
Turn all your engines on and don’t forget to vote. (2, 1...)
Well, early warning would allow all of us to get to the other side of the planet and wait it out........But then again, all that extra wait might result in a planetary wobble.....kinda like a tire out of balance.
Comedy Central must be pulling better ratings again.
We received news this week that maple syrple is going to go extinct and now this! I don’t know how much more I can take!
So government troglodytes find an asteroid heading to earth and give an alert. It will be a repeat of the recent missile alert in Hawaii...mass panic as we have no means of diverting or destroying the meteor.
Hank Johnson could help out here.
Then the demonrats need to pass the budget quick.
If this was a real problem we would have already had 6 months of non-stop “the world is ending” news coverage. Ten times the distance to the moon is a long ways.
Following news of the Hawaiian CF my wife asked, "What would we DO if a missile was headed out way???" My answer,"Eat ice cream!"
I think my plan would work just as well for an impending asteroid strike!
They can't shoot it down. So we'll know that we're all gonna die? We're all gonna die, anyway.
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