[EdnaMode]

Michael Moore is one of the biggest hypocrites and liars in America (and that's saying something).

[MIchaelTArchangel]

To Michael Moore: No, just put your 400 pounds of excess human lard on the line.

[KittyKares]

Amazing how these celebrities hate the country so much which made them wealthy.

[Gumdrop]

What a hypocrite. I doubt that he has crossed the entrance into any church for a long, long time. He is filled with hatred towards those he disagrees with politically.

[Flatus I. Maximus]

Oh, please put your bodies on the line to stop Trump! That worked so well for Rachel Corrie!

[rwilson99]

If we can get his to lay his body on the line within 10 miles of Mexico... boom saved a billion on the wall.

[Charles Henrickson]

he will premiere his latest film: Fahrenheit 11/9. . . . that date represents the night Donald Trump was elected president.

Uh, Mike, Trump was elected on 11/8, not 11/9.

[Oratam]

“I was as civil as any Eagle Scout Catholic altar boy could be when confronted with the devil,” Moore answered

This is a very weak attempt to peel the Catholic vote away from Trump. I've noticed this xonspicuous self-identification before. . .usually from Colbert himself.

[I want the USA back]

What will he do? stand in front of the motorcade? if they run over him they will destroy the cars.

[RooRoobird20]

Considering the size and weight of Jabba the Slobba, they won’t need as many bodies as Jabba thinks; he takes up the space and weight of at least 100 people.

[Antoninus]

You first, tubs.

[bmwcyle]

Roll his fat body on the highway somewhere.

[dfwgator]

Go for it, you socialist weasel....

[SkyDancer]

He’d make an awesome speed bump.

[Desron13]

"We Have to ‘Put Our Bodies on the Line’ to Stop Trump"

This from Michael Moore. The jokes make themselves up. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. What a Doofus!

[N. Theknow]

Michael Moore, "We're going to need to put our bodies on the line."

"We're going to need a bigger line for Michael.

[V K Lee]

In order to use the full expansion of Michael’s body, definitely more than ONE LINE will be necessary.

[JME_FAN]

Oh! Make my day, fat boy!

I got my ASSphalt roller revved up ‘n ready to go!

[MarMema]

It is truly amazing that he opened up such an easy avenue for ridicule by talking about bodies.

I am wondering if he is one of those obese folk that don't see themselves as obese.

[ThunderSleeps]

...if the worst that happens to anybody in the Trump administration is that they don’t get to have a chicken dinner in Virginia, I mean, I don’t know...

Funny how so many leftist libs were claiming President Trump would divide us. Yet here they are, advocating tactics that will lead to divisions everywhere - loony-lefty restaurants where conservatives are chased out; conservative eateries (eg. Chick-fil-A) where everyone is welcome. What's next, gas stations that check your bumper stickers before allowing you to purchase fuel?

The socialist left is demanding we segregate into those that agree with them, and those that don't aren't welcome at their businesses. Guess it's a good thing they're not wedding photographers or bakers - we've already established those people aren't allowed to refuse service to anyone.

I guess we conservatives will have to sit at the back of the bus, drink from our own drinking fountains, eat at our own restaurants in "our" sections of town... Gosh, all this sounds vaguely familiar... Seems to me we once decided this kind of thing was bad... hmm...

[jimmygrace]

That turd needs to go on the Venezuelan diet.