Here js the itinerary I got at stolen itineraries.com
convene 9 AM
Grassley does the purpose and ground rules he gets 2 sentences in and the distinguished diary fro Hawaii mothers the hearing be cancelled and the nominees rejected because it is obvious it is women’s true to be believed. There is arguing and two women shout in the back of the audience, vagina power is truth they shut up when the security enters the room from OUTSIDE.
Grassley starts up again Point of order Mfr. Chairman I recognize the minority leader. my office received an anonymous phone call from seattle from a distressed woman who said she walked into the men room by mistake in 1990 and judge Kavanaugh was at the urunal. he turned when he heard a woman’s voice and he saw some urine drops go on the floor before he zipped dup his pants and apologized to her. I make a motion that the FBI look into the incident and try to identify any witnesses. And perhaps the FBI can gather DNA evidence if the urine drops are still on the floor. We have diagram of the men’s room from that year and these drops represent approximately where the urine dried from his meet throbbing long penis. I’m sorry i had shots false again. I ask for break to take my hormone shots. If i may. i have said there would be more victims come forward. in order to do justice to the victims here today. we should give the FBI 30 days to investigate and give the distressed victims time to come forward. Some of them may be seeking representation and need time for consultation. plus one of them wants to ride her bike her from san diego because airplanes are a sign of oppressive capitalism. I call for a vote to adjourn.
We are not adoring. Yes the senator from hawaii please be brief madam. Senator under rule 1206.7 establish by senator Clay in 1836, I have a right to speak on the motion. Senator booker please stop crying for supposed dead Puerto Ricans who are anonymous and for whom there are no death certificates. the honorable senator from hawaii has the floor. I support her moth in in support of senator’s difi’s motion. it’s time for men to support abuised women. This is a big problem in this country and when this abusive president is defeated we will show the women how much democrats support them when the republicans have abandoned them at the worst time of their lives.
I thank senator booker for his campaign speech for 2024, which we have heard 3 times. Senator. Not now senator booker. The senator from Hawaii will waiter turn. Senator Feinstein this committee will bot be delayed. When you have something of substance we will consider brit.
senator i have this anonymous letter from MSNBC supporting the claims of men at urinals. Apparently 3 women at the channel have been traumatized by walking inadvertently into mens rooms and under the bathroom rights act passed by Obama who was supporter of women and transgenders and young girls walking into men’s bathrooms, they have the right to be there and not have to be traumatized by a man’s tallywhacker.
We will proceed. I run this over to the majority whip. Thank you senator. ,i hope you had a good time at the football game and tailgate party. You are ahoy to the people of your state. i am sorry Auburn beat them by 42 points, but we have another playoff squad and a heisman candidate. Senator we are ready for you to question the witness. Yes, of course.
Now a woman on the right pulls off her top and talks about how women are oppressed because they have breasts and wants all babies fed by federally paid for formula so that women can be free. Two security come and she continues to rant till she is outside. She puts on another top and looks at her check for 43,500 and goes outside and gets in prius.
The disturbances repeat every 90 seconds and the security guards careworn out. Two people have cranberry sauce thrown on theorem 500 dollar suits because it resembles the blood of oppressed women who are being raped in Yemeni.
A man stand up and say abortion now and forever. His wife looks surprised because they have 4 kids.
Break.
Grassley refuses to clear the hour. Difi says another call is coming in and there is not word yet what the details are.
The witness attorney says, she is still in the bathroom vomiting and wants to know if there is a nurse in the buying. At 11, Schumer is given time on NBSC as they mute the best questioning of the hearing showing the witness has nothing and is just complainant. Senator Grassley sees of these are her plane tickets form ayer ago and wants to know what she said she couldn’t;t fly. That was then this is now her attorney says. She is her to speak for all woman and we believe that is the critical real meaning of her appearance.
Senator Harris from California the woman who helped gavin newsome destroy san francisco. He doesn’t;t say that last part but it all we know to be true. I remind the gentle lady because her parents fear foreigners when she was born she is not qualified to run for president because she is not a natural born citizen. Thank you senator, I am a democrat and no one gives a rats ass about what old white men decide two centuries ago. We will not be oppressed by the racist mysoginistic ideas of old dead slave owners. Respectfully your comments are an indication of how much out of touch the republican party is with women and woke men in this country. I support these brave women who came forward and as soon a Is see any evidence I will strengthen my resolve to run for president and take your life a living hell. I yell back my time to the gentlewomen maxine waters. I remind the gentle woman Congressmember waters is not member of the senate but the house. Senator, she is the informal head of democrat women in this country, pioneer of cicl rights and oppressed people in her district for the last 30m years. She will not resign until all oppressed people come and paint her multi-million dollar house and free themselves from the bonds of slavery. My bill on reparations for slavery will be on the floor next week. I yield my time. You are 90 seconds over your time Senator and i can’t understand anything you said.
More demonstrations now the galley is half full.
Lunch is two hours to give potential victims to call the victims of judicial nominees hotline set up by the dmeorats and Congresman ryan has funded just this morning.
2 PM Senator booker. i would like too reposed to trumps, you mean president trump? not senator he is not my president. Well sir who is your president. If I run and I say if, all right thinking citizens can self-govern and we will prorate tax revue by citizen. Didn’t;t you mean distribute equally. What do i know I will appoint idiots from harvard to figure it out. {professor cornell west is heading up may social justice team.
With four more witnesses, Grassley adjourns at 9:30 becvausehe’s old and worn out.
The next morning two more witnesses have tweeted feinstein. One is 16 and says she remembers her death mother saying she played spin the bottle with kavanaugh when they were 9 and she felt the tipoff his tongue for two seconds.
In 202, president warren appoints faux indigna who is VP of planned parenthood to the supreme court.
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She will cancel tomorrow bet on it!!!
without so many typos (still a few)
Here is the itinerary I got at stolenitineraries.com
convene 9 AM
Grassley does the purpose and ground rules of the hearing. He gets 2 sentences in and the distinguished “lady” from Hawaii moves the hearing be cancelled and the nominees rejected because it is obvious a women has the right to be believed, not just heard. There is arguing and two women shout in the back of the audience, vagina power is truth. They shut up when the security enters the room from OUTSIDE where nothing has been done to screen the attendees.
Grassley starts up again. Point of order Mfr. Chairman, I recognize the minority leader Senator Senile feinstein from the decaying sanctuary state of California. Since there san election in tow months let me say Buenos Dias to all my illegal friends in California and don’t forget to vote. Don’t register just go to the polls no one will ask fro an ID. Muches gracias. My office received an anonymous phone call from \Seattle from a distressed woman who said she walked into the men room by mistake in 1990 and Judge Kavanaugh was at the urinal. He turned when he heard a woman’s voice and he let some urine drops go on the floor before he zipped up his pants and apologized to her.
I make a motion that the FBI look into the incident and try to identify any supporting witnesses. And perhaps the FBI can gather DNA evidence if the urine drops are still on the floor. We have diagram of the men’s room from that year and these drops on the power point presentation, represent approximately where the urine dried from his hot, throbbing, long penis at the time. I have video of the incident in my office since May of last year and I warn the majority see i will release his penis if I have to.
I’m sorry I forgot my shots this morning. My husband hasn’t touched me since alan cranston and John McCain took brine money fro Charles Keating.
I remind the media Keating was a racist mysogynistic republican, who would have been Islamophobe if we had more of them terrorizing the country in the day and Cranston a great lover till he died off cancer do. He would nave died anyway because the Clintons or were going to run about that time. Or maybe he would have parked by abridge with teddy. Those were the days before social media when an acting mayor carrying a concealed weapon after the mayor and that gay guy were assassinated by a white man. I mean Mr. Dan White the Twinkie salesman.
I ask for break to take my hormone shots. If i may, I have said there would be more victims come forward. In order to do justice to the victims here today and all the women around the male dominated world, we should give the FBI 60 days to investigate and give the distressed victims time to come forward. Some of them may be seeking representation and need time for consultation and to review a script provided by Senator Schumer’s office. Plus one of them wants to ride her bike her from San Diego because airplanes are a sign of oppressive capitalism and she is allergic to meat and peanuts and cow farts. I call for a vote to adjourn so that the members can conspire as to our next delay tactics.
We are not adjourning. Yes the senator from Hawaii please be brief madam. Senator under rule 1206.7.10 A (c) established by senator Clay in 1836, I have a right to speak on the motion. Order, order, Senator Booker please stop crying for supposed dead Puerto Ricans who are anonymous and for whom there are no death certificates. The honorable low IQ, wanna be radical feminist, senator from Hawaii has the floor. I support the senile ole bat, who should stand aside for Kevin De Leon who will fill congress with illegals, motion. It’s time for men to support abused women. This is the biggest problem in this country according to CNN and when this abusive president is defeated, we will show the women how much democrats support them when the republicans have abandoned them at the worst time of their lives. I yield my time to the next president of the united Sates and I want to be his VP and be his baby momma, Senator Booker from the great liberal state of Mass.
30 minutes later Grassley snorts and wakes up. I thank senator Booker for his campaign speech for 2024, which we have heard 3 times. Senator. Not now Senator Booker. The senator from Hawaii will wait turn. Senator Feinstein this committee will not be delayed. When you have something of substance we will consider it. Sir I am due at the firing range in an hour, then I have to introduce my new gun control legislation, taking away guns from everyone over 2 and under 99, own the floor of the senate before C-Span turns off the cameras. Of course, members of congress will be exempt except those of us over 99.
Senator, I have this anonymous letter from MSNBC reporting men exposing there penii at urinals. Apparently 3 women at the channel have been traumatized by walking inadvertently into mens rooms and under the bathroom rights act passed by Obama who was supporter of women and transgenders and young girls walking into men’s bathrooms, they have the right to be there and not have to be traumatized by a man’s engorged John Thomas.
We will proceed. I turn this over to the majority whip. Thank you Senator. I hope you had a good time at the football game and tailgate party. You are Godsend to the people of your state. i am sorry Auburn beat them by 42 points, but we have another playoff squad and a Heismann candidate. Senator we are ready for you to question the witness. Yes, of course.
A woman on the right pulls off her top and talks about how women are oppressed because they have breasts and wants all babies fed by federally paid formula so that women can be free. It’s not fair that men don’t suckle breasts. Two senators object to her statement. Two security come and she continues to rant till she is outside. She puts on another top and looks at her check for 4,500 co-signed by Hillary Clinton and George Soros and goes outside and gets in Prius.
The disturbances repeat every 90 seconds and the security guards are worn out. Two people have cranberry sauce thrown on there 5000 dollar suits because it resembles the blood of oppressed women who are having forced clitorectomies in Yemeni.
A man stands up and say abortion now and forever. His wife looks surprised because they have 4 kids.
Break.
Grassley refuses to clear the room. Difi says another call is coming in and there is not word yet what the details are.
The witness’ attorney says, she is still in the bathroom vomiting and wants to know if there is a nurse in the building. At 11, Schumer is given time on NBSC as they mute the best questioning of the hearing showing the witness has nothing and is just complaining because Schumer got her husband a job. Senator Grassley sees if these are her plane tickets form year ago and wants to know why she said she couldn’t fly. That was then, this is now her attorney says, besides you pay for the food. She is here to speak for all woman and we believe that is the critical real meaning of her appearance.
The chair calls on Senator Pamela Harris from the decrepit city of SF, after she had sex with old Willie Brown to get and give and get a head in her career, Senator Harris from California the woman who helped Gavin Newsome destroy San Francisco. He doesn’t say that last part but it all we know to be true. I remind the gentle lady because her parents are foreigners when she was born she is not qualified to run for president because she is not a natural born citizen. Thank you senator, I am a democrat and no one gives a rats ass about what old white men decided two centuries ago. We will not be oppressed by the racist mysoginistic ideas of old dead slave owners. Respectfully your comments are an indication of how much out of touch the republican party is with women and woke men in this country. I support these brave women who came forward and as soon a Is see any evidence I will strengthen my resolve to run for president and take your life a living hell. Reparations then, now and forever my black brothers and sisters and half blacks like Obama and myself. I yeild back my time to the gentlewomen Maxine “Mau Mau”Waters. I remind the gentle woman, Congressmember Waters is not member of the senate but the house. There are two chambers in congress . You re a senator she is not. Well she can take my place when I’m president it’s not like she lives in her district anyway. he old wrinkled up face bitch. Senator, she is the informal head of democrat women in this country, pioneer of civil rights for negroes and oppressed people in her district for the last 30 years. She will not resign until all oppressed people come and paint her multi-million dollar house and free themselves from the bonds of slavery. My bill on reparations for slavery will be on the floor next week. I yield my time. You are 90 seconds over your time Senator and I can’t understand anything you said.
More demonstrations now the galley is half full.
Lunch is two hours to give potential victims time to call the victims of judicial nominees hotline set up by the democrats and Congresman Ryan has funded it just this morning.
2 PM Senator booker. i would like too reposed to Trump’s, you mean president Trump? No senator; he is not my president. Well sir who is your president. If I run and I say if, all right-thinking citizens and illegals can self-govern and we will pro-rate tax revue by citizen. Didn’t you mean distribute equally. What do i know. I will appoint idiots from Harvard to figure it out. Professor Cornell West, the author of how to fool ofay college presidents and make more than your own reparations is heading up may social justice team along with Michael Brown and Trevon look like Obama’s mothers..
With four more witnesses, Grassley adjourns at 9:30 PM because he’s old and worn out.
The next morning two more victims have tweeted Feinstein from Hillary Clinton’s office. One is 16 and says she remembers her dead mother saying she played spin the bottle with Kavanaugh when they were 9 and she felt the tip of his tongue for two seconds and was traumatized into marrying a multi-billionaire.
In 2020, President Lieawatha appoints a fauxIndian who is VP of planned parenthood to the supreme court.
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