Bombshell: Sen. Hatch Claims He’s 1/1032 T-Rex

dailycaller.com ^ | 10/15/2018

[cicero2k]

More than the amount of Spartacus in Corey Boomer?

[Keyhopper]

Actually her heritage comes from the time she attended a village people cioncert and identified with the guy in the Indian outfit.
Or maybe it was at the party when then stuffed a feather duster up her ass and made her clean the tables.

[Trump_the_Evil_Left]

I think Flake has plenty of marshmallow mixed in, too.

[FreedBird]

Liz should be tested to see if she has been using too much peyote over the years.

[KarlInOhio]

Mitch McConnell has released his DNA test.

It's Turtles all the way down.

[Innovative]

Good, he has a sense of humor.

[cquiggy]

Orrin Hatch is and has always been the funniest Senator that ever served. He is Hilarious.

[SunkenCiv]

Forgive the whimsy. But hey, DNA is one of the things we cover here at GGG.

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• Twitter: Summary of Senator Warren's Native American Heritage Fraud
• Boston Globe Botches Math Correction on Elizabeth Warren DNA Test Story
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• Lieawatha (My thoughts on Liz Warren and the reality based community)
• Elizabeth Warren's DNA Test Proves She Was Lying: Ignore the MSM Excitement
• Elizabeth Warren DNA test does NOT prove she's Native American, contrary to the hype
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• Anomalous DNA in the Cherokee
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• Elizabeth Warren releases results of DNA test
• Elizabeth Warren releases DNA analysis backing Native American ancestry claims

[BenLurkin]

http://www.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/brilliant.wav

[Equine1952]

No marrying outside your race. No matter how slow that race maybe.

[Innovative]

Don’t mock turtles.

They can be nice.

I had a pet turtle a long time ago. It was actually pretty smart.

[kevao]

Is Hatch really that funny?

No.

Nor has he any sense of irony -- his "funny" post also makes a great case for term limits.

[SunkenCiv]

I suspect there are other congressscritters with the same heritage, considering how much Jurassic Pork we're still paying for..

[scrabblehack]

If so, she didn’t get her money’s worth. My goodness, such a paltry amount is laughable.

On the other hand, in the age when assertion equals proof, 1/1024 ought to be enough.

[Songcraft]

Take a look at Tyrus (from the Greg Gutfeld Show on Fox), and SnakeMan, and see what you think about their DNA possibly matching:

(You didn't hear this from me!!!   I had nothing to do with this post!!!)

[Mears]

Tyrus is a very smart guy.

.

[Songcraft]

I know, and he's my favorite person on that show.   I always look forward to his comments on just about every subject.

[PCPOET7]

I heard that most democrats are snakes....wonder if there is a dna test for that

[daifu]

Senator Hatch is vastly underestimating his linkage to T-Rex.

“What percentage of DNA do humans share with the dinosaurs?”

“Between 20% and 55%, depending on the dinosaur and some assumptions about the relationship between proteins and DNA.”

Source: https://www.quora.com/What-percentage-of-DNA-do-humans-share-with-the-dinosaurs#

[Songcraft]

(I guess that means you aren't going to comment on my suggested comparison of the two photos!)       :-)