B-but... this cant be! Call the official ballot fillers Nelson needs their help!
It was all an evil Republican plot. They planted the ballot box right where a schoolteacher with connections to the Broward Dem machine would find it. Thinking it was legitimate fake votes, she picked it up and ran with it to her local ward heeler, who naively assumed the same, and—surprise! it had Republican fake votes in it, NOT DEMOCRAT! SCOT CHEATED!!!! WAAAAH!