[Sooth2222]

I had a great dinner at a local Red Lobster the other night. The crab cakes were excellent, the staff and service friendly and terrific.

I wouldn't say I've ever had a "great" meal at Red Lobster. Sure, it's a cut or two above fast food but that's about it.

[RoosterRedux]

Instead of an actual review of a meal, this sounds like a preemptive defense against a charge of defamation by Red Lobster.