Read this while having a nice cup of Lipton Tea. Never drank coffee. It has “fusal oils” in it. So does my car. I am not a car so I don’t need coffee.
If I want to get wide awake in the morning, I can do the following:
Look at my beautiful wife, or if her hair is “wild”, like Elsa Lancaster’s in the “Bride of Frankenstein”, it will scare me awake real fast.
PS: Only tell her the first part of what I wrote, please. I have a birthday coming up soon and want to live to eat the cake (does blue icing indicate cyanide?).
I never cared for coffee.
Nearby coffee futures dipped to 92 cents/pound last September, which represented a 12-year low. That’s not exactly a shortage.