A man got married and was riding in his wagon with his brand new wife by his side. The mule pulling the wagon balked and the man said, "that's one." The mule balked again and the man said, "that's two." The mule balked again and the man picked up a 2x4 and hit the mule squarely on the nose.
His wife condemned him for that, shouting about how cruel that was. The man said, "That's one."
Hahaha